Long Branch Variety Show

The Long Branch Variety Show is a western saloon show presented in the Long Branch Saloon located at Boot Hill Museum in Dodge City, Kansas. It features Miss Kitty, the "Queen of Dodge City" and Chalkley Beeson, the owner of the saloon. Originally presented in the summer of 1958 as a temporary offering over the 4th of July, the show was so popular that it has been offered seven nights a week during the summer months ever since making it one of the longest running seasonal shows of its type in the nation.

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Origin

The original concept for the show was developed by Rosemary & Lewis Mock. Dr. Mock was a local Dodge City optometrist and his wife was noted as a local entertainer and both were well-suited to form the show. The reconstruction of the first six buildings of Front Street in Dodge City, was built at the base of what had become known as Boot Hill where early inhabitants of Dodge City who met an unfortunate demise were "buried with their boots on". One of those original six buildings was the Long Branch Saloon. The Long Branch was known for its entertainment since an early owner was Chalkley Beeson who formed the original Dodge City Cowboy Band. It made sense that the reconstructed saloon should have some sort of show. The Mocks approached the museum director about providing entertainment in the saloon and were given the go-ahead to develop the early show.

Gunsmoke

The TV show Gunsmoke premiered in 1955 and really helped to put Dodge City on the map. The traveling public was also enamored with the new medium of television and so they wanted to visit this place called Dodge City and belly-up to the bar in the Long Branch Saloon and hoped to get a glimpse of Miss Kitty and Marshal Matt Dillon.

The very first Long Branch Variety Show did not feature Miss Kitty, but rather starred Mrs. Mock portraying Dora Hand who was an entertainer in the saloons and theaters of early Dodge City. As more and more travelers visited Boot Hill and the Long Branch Saloon, their first questions were "Where is Kitty?" Visitors expected to see Kitty at the Long Branch Saloon so Dora Hand was replaced with Miss Kitty.

Members of the original cast of Gunsmoke visited in the early days of the show including a special ceremony to rename a downtown Dodge City street to Gunsmoke Avenue. James Arness (Matt Dillon), Amanda Blake ([Kitty), Milburn Stone (Doc Adams), and Ken Curtis (Festus) all visited Dodge City] and its Long Branch Saloon.

History

For the first nine years, Mrs. Mock portrayed Miss Kitty and Dr. Mock provided piano accompaniment and because of his profession, he acquired the nickname "Doc". Many of the early musical numbers were written by Mrs. Mock. Tunes such as "She Runs an Elegant Place", "Best Saloon in the West", and "How'd You Like to Teepee with Me?" were numbers created by the Mocks for the show. Early versions of the show included a quick-draw contest, dramatic readings, and dance numbers. Local young women became part of the dance troupe, presenting one specialty number as well as the Can-Can at each performance. Mrs. Mock also wrote the original show theme song "Down at the Long Branch Saloon". The song was used for the first nine years and then was lost to history for a number years after it was replaced in 1967. In the early 2000s, the song returned to the show and is currently featured as the finale.

At the end of the 1966 season, Rosemary & Lewis Mock, the original "Doc & Kitty" retired. Nine summers of seven nights a week was exhausting and they were ready for a rest. The 1967 season would see an all new cast which included Nellis Reinert, a local Dodge City housewife and member of Sweet Adelines who was chosen to portray Miss Kitty now billed as the "Queen of Dodge City". The cast may have changed, but the basic format remained the same. A new show theme song was introduced, "The Long Branch Saloon in Dodge City" and was used until 1983 when it was replaced. It too, was lost to history for a few years, but was used in the Christmas versions of the Long Branch Variety Show in the late 1980s (with seasonal lyrics). The original version was reintroduced in 2010 as the opening number of the show.

At the end of the 1975 season, Mrs. Reinert announced her retirement and Connie Hudnett was selected to take over as the Queen of Dodge City. A Deerfield, Kansas, native, Mrs. Hudnett was a homemaker but had a theatrical background. She began in the summer of 1976 and Mrs. Reinert continued part-time as backup. During Mrs. Hudnett's tenure the show flourished, still riding the wave of popularity created by the TV show Gunsmoke. There was also an expansion of the entertainment offered at Boot Hill Museum and a daytime version of the Long Branch Variety Show was added. This was an abbreviated version of the evening show and was presented several times throughout the day. The daytime version was discontinued after only one or two seasons. Mrs. Hudnett continued in the role of Miss Kitty until 1985 when she was replaced by Hutchinson, Kansas native - Roberta Scott. Ms. Scott was followed by Mischel Raney Miller in 1988 who played the role until 1993.

Over the next 15 years, the show continued with various changes to the style and content, but the basic format has remained the same. The role of Chalkley Beeson was expanded, even to the point that Miss Kitty took a variety act role rather than being the hostess of the show. In recent years, the role of Miss Kitty was expanded back to what it originally was and the current version more closely resembles the original format of the Rosemary Mock years.

Theme songs

Rosemary Mock introduced the first show theme song entitled "Down at the Long Branch Saloon". Sheet music for the piece was sold as a souvenir of the show which included a photo of Mrs. Mock as Dodge City Kitty on the front. The song was used in the show until 1966 and was re-introduced sometime after 2000 and is currently the show finale. The copyright is currently held by Mrs. Mock. The lyrics for this song are:

Down at the Long Branch Saloon - saloon.
Down at the Long Branch Saloon!
Blackjack and poker were games of the day,
A young Texas cowpuncher sat down to play.
He drew a jack to an inside straight,
The dealer already had four!
Bang! Bang! Boom! Boom! Smoke filled the room,
Down at the Long Branch Saloon!

A new theme song - "The Long Branch Saloon in Dodge City" - was introduced in 1967 and was written by JoAnn Bock, Bruce Dillman, and George Henrichs. It was used until 1984 in the summer show and was used in a few Christmas shows in the late 1980s. It was reintroduced in 2010 as the show opening number. The copyright for this song is currently held by Boot Hill Museum. The lyrics for this song are:

The Long Branch Saloon in Dodge City,
The place where we all can have fun.
There's cowboys and rustlers and gamblers and hustlers
And everyone under the sun!
The Long Branch Saloon in Dodge City,
A right neighborly atmosphere,
You'll drink to your pardner and to the bar wander
Where Kitty will buy you a beer.
Poker, Roulette, and there's Faro,
And all of our dealers are square.
There's girls and there's drinkin' and right now I'm thinkin'
You ought to be glad you are here!
The Long Branch Saloon in Dodge City,
The old cowboy's best fill of fare,
You make wake tomorrow, dead broke to your sorrow,
But glad that you lived it up here!

A third show theme song - "When You're in Dodge City" was introduced in 1984 and was written by Don Steele (who holds the copyright). It was used from 1984 until 1994. The lyrics for this song are:

When you're in Dodge City, go visit Miss Kitty -
You'll find her at the Long Branch Saloon.
She will entertain you until your head whirls,
'Specially if you get a look at her dancing girls!
It's the best saloon in town and I ought to know,
Have a sarsaparilla boy and stay for the show.
So when you're in Dodge City, go visit Miss Kitty,
And don't forget to mention my name!

Variety Acts

Through the years, a number of local Dodge City actors and actresses have created variety acts for the Long Branch Variety Show. Some of those characters from the past are:

Doc, the Piano Player - even after the retirement of Lewis Mock, the piano player continued to be called Doc
Slippery Kate, the Piano Player - a lady piano player who filled in if Doc was gone
Clancy Himself - An Irish tenor
Johnny Littlewolf - A half-breed who was shot nightly by a youngster from the audience
Sam McGill - A mangy buffalo hunter who replaced Johnny Littlewolf because of political correctness and was shot nightly by a youngster from the audience.
Copperhead Kid - A quick draw artist
Lizzie Overly - An uppity singer who was the victim of the bartender's teases.
Zachary Taylor Smith, of No-Good Gulch, Missouri - a salesman who tried to sell a "mechanical" man to Miss Kitty
Gertie Mae Festerbein - A hillbilly of sorts who sang "Grandma's in the Cellar" and was basically a nuisance for Miss Kitty
The Flying Gambonos - a circus act that wandered into the Long Branch
Calamity Jane - A cowgirl who lamented not being able to get a man

Current variety act characters include:

Mrs. Ida Beeson - wife of Long Branch Saloon proprietor - Chalkley Beeson, who just wants to be in the show
Chastity Beltington - a temperance lady who sings "Down with Drink"
Lizzie Palmer - A Can-Can dancer who sings about not taking any guff from her man
Madame Chaton - An old friend of Miss Kitty that runs a saloon back east and sings "Best Saloon in the West"

Nightly gunfight

Over the years, local men and women have presented a gunfight in front of the saloon nightly prior to the Long Branch Variety Show and it has become just as popular as the show itself. The gunfight troupe strives to present authentic period costuming and also maintains a safety council to make sure that adequate safety precautions are met not only for the gunfighters themselves, but the audience as well. Training in proper handling of firearms and stunt fighting is required of all persons performing in the gunfights.

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